Every Tuesday, I'll be posting the opening paragraph (sometimes maybe a few ) of a book I decided to read based on the opening paragraph (s). Feel free to grab the banner and play along.
"I NEVER WOULD have known about the other Mosey Slocumb if Tyler Bains hadn't brought his mullet head and a chain saw over to murder my mom's willow tree. I wouldn't have bet someone else's dollar that Tyler Bains, would be the one to discover her. Tyler Bains was not the discovery type. He was more the patchy-chin, pubes, tats, dirty-white-truck type. He was totally hooked on Red Man too, so he spewed brown juice like a cricket everyplace he went. Last year my mom nicknamed him The Might-Un-Butt Crack, because she said he was a single flash of ass plumage away from being the walking definition of redneck."
Have you read this one yet? Would you read on?
I've enjoyed this author's books in the past
and --- so far so good.